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maleteen: if anyone ever breaks your heart just remember they are only human and you can break...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:45:54 +0200

maleteen:

if anyone ever breaks your heart just remember they are only human and you can break their body

teachingliteracy: wanderthewood: There’s a Library in my...

Mon, 20 May 2013 15:36:19 +0200

teachingliteracy:

wanderthewood:

There’s a Library in my Library (top, detail), by sweetington

markmejia: opolla: tricksterroxylalonde: ectogasmic: napoleon...

Mon, 20 May 2013 15:19:09 +0200

markmejia:

opolla:

tricksterroxylalonde:

ectogasmic:

napoleonbonerhard:

Thrift Shop 8bit (x)
Macklemore

dude this sounds like really bad ass boss music holy shit??

wow

whoops my hand slipped

This is hellla sick tho!

GUYS GUYS REBLOG THIS POST

Sun, 19 May 2013 22:51:17 +0200

jojenobrien:

Show Yahoo that we are OKAY with them buying Tumblr as long as they leave the current terms and conditions intact and the enforcement policy.

Aka, the site remains the EXACT same as it was before. Keep Tumblr the same Yahoo and we will stay.

alltimeavenger: icannotevenwilliamshatner: A corgi leading a...

Sun, 19 May 2013 19:15:51 +0200

alltimeavenger:

icannotevenwilliamshatner:

A corgi leading a conga line of pugs on an adventure.

Gandalf no

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Sun, 19 May 2013 18:40:08 +0200

all-the-gay-ships: solelymcfly: mytardishaswings: mynameisjohnwinchester: yourfictionmyreality: ...

Sat, 18 May 2013 20:01:17 +0200

all-the-gay-ships:

solelymcfly:

mytardishaswings:

mynameisjohnwinchester:

yourfictionmyreality:

mapalap:

blueboxparchment:

mapalap:

wingsinpurgatory:

mapalap:

ONCE I ROSE ABOVE THE NOISE AND CONFUSION

JUST TO GET A GLANCE BEYOND THIS ILLUSION

I WAS SOARING EVER HIGHERRRRR

BUT I FLEW TOO HIGH

THOUGH MY EYES COULD SEE I STILL WAS A BLIND MAN

THOUGH MY MIND COULD THINK I STILL WAS A MADMAN

I HEAR THE VOICES WHEN I’M DREAMING

I CAN HEAR THEM SAY

SOBS

dammit we almost had it

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Sat, 18 May 2013 18:51:12 +0200

thearcanetheory: fuckingrecipes: DO YOU HAVE COMPANY COMING...

Sat, 18 May 2013 14:46:40 +0200

thearcanetheory:

fuckingrecipes:

DO YOU HAVE COMPANY COMING OVER, BUT YOUR HOUSE SMELLS LIKE SMOKE OR YOUR MOLD EXPERIMENTS OR CAT PISS OR SOME BULLSHIT LIKE THAT?

WELL SLAP MY ASS AND CALL ME BRILLIANT, BECAUSE THIS SHIT ISN’T EDIBLE, BUT IT’LL MAKE YOUR HOUSE SMELL LIKE A GODDAMN CHURCH CHOIR SINGING HALLE-FUCKING-LUJAH IN YOUR NASAL PASSAGE! (YOU SHOULD GET RID OF WHATEVER’S STINKING UP YOUR HOUSE IN THE FIRST PLACE AS WELL, MORON)

RUN YOUR CLASSY ASS OVER TO THE STORE AND MAKE SURE YOU’RE PREPARED FOR THE MIND-FUCK OF THIS SHIT. YOU’LL WANT 1 ORANGE, A SMALL BAG OF CRANBERRIES, 3 CINNAMON STICKS, GROUND CLOVES, NUTMEG, 2 LEMONS, ROSEMARY AND VANILLA.

THERE ARE TWO VERSIONS OF THIS THAT YOU CAN COOK, BECAUSE CLASSY-ASS MOTHERFUCKERS NEED VARIETIES IN THEIR LIFE!
THE FIRST IS ‘CHRISTMAS’ AND THE SECOND DOESN’T HAVE A DAMN NAME, BUT IT’S FUCKING WONDERFUL.

ONLY HAVE ONE POT OF THIS SHIT GOING, IT’S CRAZY POWERFUL.

“CHRISTMAS”
CHOP UP THE ORANGE, SKIN AND ALL, BECAUSE YOU DON’T JOKE AROUND WITH THIS SORT OF SHIT.
USE YOUR WARRIOR STRENGTH TO BREAK THE CINNAMON STICKS IN HALF, LIKE YOUR CHILDHOOD MEMORIES OF SNAPPING THE FEMURS OF DRAGONS BEFORE YOU SUCKED THE MARROW OUT.
THROW THE ORANGE AND CINNAMON STICK PIECES INTO THE POT, OR IF YOU’RE NOT CONFIDENT WITH YOUR AIM, YOU CAN SET THEM GENTLY INSIDE. SHOVE A SMALL SPOONFUL OF NUTMEG AND A SMALL SPOONFUL OF CLOVES INTO THE POT.

THEN FILL THAT FUCKER UP WITH WATER UNTIL THERE’S ONLY AN INCH OF LEEWAY BETWEEN THE WATER AND EDGE, BECAUSE YOU’RE A DAREDEVIL MOTHERFUCKER.

NOW SET YOUR STOVE TO A LOW-MEDIUM SETTING, AND LEAVE IT SITTING THERE TO MARINATE IN IT’S OWN QUIET ACCEPTANCE OF DEATH. DON’T COVER THIS FUCKER, BECAUSE THE SMELL OF IT IS GOING TO INVADE YOUR ENTIRE GODDAMN HOUSE.

THAT WHICH WILL NOT BE NAMED

THE OTHER VERSION OF BOILING POTPOURRI ONLY HAS LEMONS, ROSEMARY SPRIGS AND VANILLA.

RIP THE LEMON INTO CHUNKS WHILE SOLVING THREE UNSOLVED MYSTERIES IN YOUR HEAD AND YELLING AT YOUR FLATMATE TO LEAVE YOUR OTHER EXPERIMENTS ALONE, THEN BE A CHAMPION BY NOT USING A MEASURING TOOL WHEN SPLASHING 1 TABLESPOON OF VANILLA INTO THE POT.

TOSS IN THE ROSEMARY SPRIGS AFTER YOU’VE STARED THEM INTO SUBMISSION.

FILL THAT SUCKER WITH WATER AND PUT IT ON THE HEAT.

YOU LEAVE IT ON FOR 2 HOURS AT THE START OF THE DAY, THEN TURN IT ON AGAIN AN HOUR BEFORE GUESTS GET TO YOUR HOME AND LEAVE IT ON ALL EVENING.
TAKE A WHIFF UP CLOSE EVERY FEW HOURS, BECAUSE THE FRUIT WILL START TO SMELL WEIRD AT THE END OF THE DAY AND THAT’S WHEN YOU TURN IT OFF.

WHEN YOUR GUESTS ARRIVE THEY’LL HAVE TO STEP BACK AND EXCLAIM “HOLY MOTHERFUCKING TITS, THIS IS ONE CLASSY HOME”

Not gonna lie, I’m mostly reblogging this because reading it is so thoroughly enjoyable.

colinmorgasms: Superwhomerlock AU The day the angels...

Sat, 18 May 2013 14:44:44 +0200

colinmorgasms:

Superwhomerlock AU

The day the angels fell.

asked by anon.

so-relatable: Yahoo is trying to buy tumblr. Reblog if you are...

Sat, 18 May 2013 14:11:39 +0200

so-relatable:

Yahoo is trying to buy tumblr. Reblog if you are against this!

theonewhosawitall: whatifidontknowwhoiam: I thought I could...

Sat, 18 May 2013 14:03:59 +0200

theonewhosawitall:

whatifidontknowwhoiam:

I thought I could keep on without reblogging it.

I was wrong.

they should just start to higher tumblr to make adverts for them.

basisforcomparison: i love this.

Sat, 18 May 2013 14:00:37 +0200

basisforcomparison:

i love this.

krypto-the-hellhound: saltyfeathers: The first scene of s9 should be a montage of a bunch of...

Thu, 16 May 2013 22:33:47 +0200

krypto-the-hellhound:

saltyfeathers:

The first scene of s9 should be a montage of a bunch of angels fucking normal shit up.

maybe they’re the ones on all those infomercials

Tree nap

Thu, 16 May 2013 17:44:25 +0200

Tree nap

the-absolute-funniest-posts: This post has been featured on...

Thu, 16 May 2013 14:45:14 +0200

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

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Wed, 15 May 2013 10:42:48 +0200

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Wed, 15 May 2013 10:32:36 +0200

nevillegonnagiveuup: endless list of films with gorgeous...

Tue, 14 May 2013 17:27:08 +0200

nevillegonnagiveuup:

endless list of films with gorgeous visuals → Atlantis: The Lost Empire (2001)

“Your grandad had a saying: “Our lives are remembered by the gifts we leave our children.” This journal is his gift to you, Milo. Atlantis is waiting. What do you say?”

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Tue, 14 May 2013 17:24:47 +0200