May 2012
Okay. FUCKING RAGE QUIT. GOING TO BREAK SOMETHING.
lypophrenia: a feeling of sadness seemingly without a cause
drapetomania: an overwhelming urge to run away
escapism: a mental desire to retreat from unpleasant realities through fantasy
wanderlust: a desire to travel, to understand one’s very existence
dysania: the state of finding it difficult to get out of bed in the morning
sanctuary: a small safe place in a troubling world
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mageofd00m:
When People Capitalize The First Letter Of Every Word In A Sentence
Say That To My Face Motherfucker Not Online See What Happens
REBLOG IF YOU'RE A CAT
jakes-plush-rump:
There’s a special place on hell for people who stand in front of your locker having a conversation with someone.
I'm sorry.
To my parents: I'm sorry I'm such a disappointment. I'm sorry I can't make good enough grades. I'm sorry I can't live up to your expectations.
To my friends: I'm sorry I can't keep a long term friendship with any of you. I'm sorry we lose connection after a while. I'm sorry I never stayed.
To the people at my school: I'm so sorry I'm weird. I'm sorry I don't fit in. I'm sorry I don't look pretty like all you.
To myself: I'm sorry I was ever born, I'm sorry I hurt you. I'm sorry if I put you down. I'm sorry I made you miserable.
genowhirll:
time to go read my bedtime story
somethingstoned:
what if u woke up one day and everyone was genderbent including you
veilocity asked: (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧ SEND THIS TO PEOPLE WHO ARE FABULOUS ♥
who needs sleep when you have novel-length fan fiction
I have a really comfortable mutual follow going on with some of you where we don’t talk a whole lot but it’s just really nice and I like seeing you on my dash and if you ever unfollow me I would be unjustifiably sad
Headphones rules.
No headphones = You can talk to me.
One headphone = You can talk to me if I like you.
Two headphones = Fuck off.
Follower: I love your blog!
Me (in my head): Oh my God oh my God someone actually likes me! Oh my God I hope they're not messing with me this is the coolest thing EVER We will roll down hills and ride unicorns and bake cakeballs we will ship our unicorns together and then we will fangirl into oblivion! Oh my God oh my God this is not a drill, I repeat, this is NOT a drill! AHHHHH ASDFGHJKL
Me (on keyboard): Thank you darling, I love you too :)
that monster under my bed is more better than my...
dorirosa:
suncalf:
what if you were in bed tonight and you were really lonely and sad and you were lying with your arm hanging out over the edge of the bed into the darkness and just as you were going to sleep, the darkness reached out and held your hand
i made a thing
A short horror story:
robotlauren:
lilykyrie:
where did the spider go?
#ALL ABOARD THE NOPE-TRAIN TO FUCKTHATVILLE
harrytyles:
there are certain people that i mutually follow and they’re literally perfect rays of sunshine and i worship them from afar and crave their friendship deeply but instead of talking i’ll reblog them sometimes or like one of their posts when i know i want to reply but we aren’t close and it’ll be weird
me: time to do some writing
brain: NO
me:
brain:
me:
brain:
me: ahh bed finally
brain: TIME TO PRODUCE INTELLIGENT SENTENCES AND WITTY BANTER
Reblog if you actually like reading.
dailyponds: